Donald Trump says windmills give you cancer – the only 5 responses you need

John Plunkett. Updated April 3rd, 2019

Breaking news from the leader of the free world. Windmills give you cancer.

Well, not windmills as such. That would be batshit crazy. It’s the noise they make – that’s the bit that gives you cancer.

President Trump: "If you have a windmill anywhere near your house, congratulations, your house just went down 75% in value. And they say the noise causes cancer." pic.twitter.com/VFx6b11mob

— The Hill (@thehill) April 3, 2019

And these really are the only 5 responses you need.

This is the worst stand up I’ve ever seen

— Kayla (@kaymcquack) April 3, 2019

https://twitter.com/_ElizabethMay/status/1113351127096074242

NOISE CAUSES CANCER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

— Paul Potiki (@GuanoLad) April 3, 2019

But do it quietly.

— Stephen Blakeman (@StephenBlakeman) April 3, 2019

TIPPY TOE FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!!!!!

— Paul Potiki (@GuanoLad) April 3, 2019

To conclude …

What in the actual fuck.

— Daniel Danger Marin (@dangermarin) April 3, 2019

Oh, and this.

the noise causes cancer. his dad was born in Germany. and ORIGINS is pronounced ORANGES. what a day for the, #IdiotInChief!

— April Fool / Goof™ (@MetsFanInPhilly) April 3, 2019

And just in case you missed the oranges bit, you can read all about it here.

Wow — Trump repeatedly mangles the word "origins," on three separate occasions saying "oranges" instead. 😳 pic.twitter.com/EZggYhIAO7

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) April 2, 2019