What if Jesus were a Tory? 17 biblical epics
As we move into Eastertide, our thoughts may well be turning to spiritual and theological matters – they’re not, though; they’re turning to ruinously expensive chocolate and roast dinner.
We’re also turning our attention to how Jesus might have behaved, had he been one of the worst kind of Tories; you know the kind we mean – the ones who might consistently vote for welfare benefit cuts or against equality bills.
Lo, Tory_Jesus did put the thoughts and words of Tories into the mouth of Jesus, and all were entertained for it was hilarious. Amen.
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— Tory Jesus (@Tory__Jesus) May 15, 2017
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https://twitter.com/Tory__Jesus/status/1091330085720854529
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— Tory Jesus (@Tory__Jesus) January 26, 2019
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— Tory Jesus (@Tory__Jesus) January 26, 2019
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— Tory Jesus (@Tory__Jesus) December 10, 2018
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— Tory Jesus (@Tory__Jesus) December 10, 2018
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— Tory Jesus (@Tory__Jesus) May 3, 2018
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https://twitter.com/Tory__Jesus/status/991666557779632128
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https://twitter.com/Tory__Jesus/status/980403085087592448