This Brexiter’s St George’s Day post is the best and worst thing you’ll read today
The great Jim Felton reckons he has spotted the best/worst St George’s Day post of all time and we can find no reason to disagree with him.
This is both the best and worst #StGeorgesDay post of all time by the way pic.twitter.com/PKVv7LZi3l
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) April 23, 2019
So much to enjoy there.
‘100 years ago today St George slew the dragon, in Kent. Today we face a new dragon not a real one but a real one nonetheless. This dragons name is BRUSSELS and David’s name? Sir Jacob Rees MOGG’
“What are you doing in there, Da?”
“Nothing”
“You’ve been in there a while”
“I’m certainly not photoshopping Jacob Rees Mogg riding on a horse-sofa and slaying Angela Merkel’s disembodied face, boy”— James Felton (@JimMFelton) April 23, 2019
And just a few of the things people had to say about it.
1.
"Not a real one but a real one nonetheless." Poetry
— Joel Plaja (@joelfplaja) April 23, 2019
2.
Good to know. Do they realise that George was a Greek born in (modern day) Turkey who worked for Italy and died in Palestine? Should we tell them?
— (@ravenwolf68) April 23, 2019
3.
So hard to pick a favourite part, but if pushed, I'd have to go with the belief that St. George was slaying dragons in Kent shortly after the end of WW1.
— Dan Weasel (@dan_weasel) April 23, 2019
4.
Kent is my favourite county in Libya.
— Keiron West-Brit (@CiaranWest) April 23, 2019
5.
I love the way it looks like JRM is driving some sort of animatronic mobility scooter.
— Rich (@Pibasedlifeform) April 23, 2019
6.
Decades after Peter Blake first came to prominence, it's good to see that British collage skills are still on the cutting edge.
— Baron Whatevenstein (@whatevenstein) April 23, 2019
And just in case, like us, you were wondering …
'David's name'?
— Simon Pegg (@Simon_Pegg) April 23, 2019
I'm guessing he means the David who slew the Goliath dragon. Probably.
— Mosley (@JamesMo30538090) April 23, 2019