Want to know how you’ll die? We’ve got the perfect chart for you

We all like to have some kind of a heads up about what the future holds – will we still have a job next year, when will Brexit happen, what are next week’s lottery numbers? You know the kind of thing.

Not everybody would go so far as to want to know how they’re likely to die, but someone called Scooby Doo on Twitter has given us a tongue-in-cheek and NSFW method of finding that out anyway.

“Crushed by Life” is the most relatable death ever – we wouldn’t fancy being Eamonn Holmes.

Source: Twitter