These 15 autofilled autobiography titles will make you want to buy the books
9.
I am the owner of a big fat balding middle finger
— Ray (@SirEviscerate) May 5, 2019
10.
I am the only person in the hospital and I’m not tired right now
— Jonathan (@Johnskate1) May 5, 2019
11.
I Am The Only Person In The World.
(Wow. Somebody’s arrogant, huh?)
— KELLY THOMPSON (@79SemiFinalist) May 6, 2019
12.
I am the only person who wants a good friend
— PICKLEDAD (@Lyricoldrap) May 6, 2019
13.
I am the only thing that can make you happy
— maura quint (@behindyourback) May 6, 2019
14.
I Am The Most Disturbing Morning. Omg that’s actually a brilliant title
— Liz LaPoint (@liz_lapoint) May 5, 2019
15.
I Am The Captain Now https://t.co/PuUIEE9hN7
— 💥Dr💥 Julia Baird (@bairdjulia) May 6, 2019
Of course, it didn’t work out every time:
I am the one who disabled auto-predict on my phone.
— J.A. Ryker (@JARyker) May 5, 2019