The 25 funniest jokes of the week

With royal baby, Archie, firmly in the limelight, you’d think not much else could be said about this week, but some stunning football comebacks led to all-English Champions and Europa League finals, M&S set the cat among the pigeons with an LGBT-themed sandwich, and then there was Danny Baker’s bad take – the less said about that the better.

But it’s almost the weekend now, and when we look back at the last seven days, it’s jokes that have kept us going. These are our 25 favourites.

1.

Life. pic.twitter.com/fjJmNBS9Ke

— gal galoch (@antifatwa) May 6, 2019

2.

been there pic.twitter.com/QcTWsvgfVD

— Erika W. Smith (@erikawynn) May 5, 2019

3.

“The Princess Diana waxwork is missing”
“Just use Fiona Bruce, no one will notice” pic.twitter.com/yEWEdYVSdB

— Craig Deeley (@craiguito) May 6, 2019

4.
https://twitter.com/eameschair/status/1125156310884990976

5.

There are so many Costa Coffees now. They’ve even opened one in my local Starbucks.

— Richard Osman (@richardosman) May 9, 2019

6.
https://twitter.com/HannahFronz/status/1125214387722174464

7.

There’s an urban legend that if you say “second referendum” three times in an interview you summon a Seumas Milne https://t.co/H4SmZ0mKfO

— James Felton (@JimMFelton) May 8, 2019

8.

Don’t ever be sad on a Saturday. Wait till Monday. You fucking cry on the clock. Don’t let capitalism win.

— Gret¢hen (@wokkax3) May 5, 2019

9.

I've discovered this thing called a "radio" that's just like an Alexa but you can turn it on simply by pressing a button instead of repeatedly talking to it in increasingly angry tones until it does something you don't want it to do anyway.

— robmanuel (@robmanuel) May 8, 2019

10.

Me as a tv cop: *into radio* Send backup to the corner of…uh…well I’m sorta in front of that old place…by an ATM and a trash can with a sticker of Homer Simpson on the side. Not really a corner actually LOL. You know what, Mapquest the Froyo place, I’m across from that.

— steph (@eff_yeah_steph) May 6, 2019

11.

Guys I’ve done it. I found the worst thing on the internet pic.twitter.com/qfBtjF8w24

— Fred Delicious (@Fred_Delicious) May 4, 2019

12.

Vampires rarely realize their full potential because they never just stop and reflect.

— Ꮍᴀᴇʟ (@elle91) May 6, 2019