We’ve done it – we’ve found the sweariest wedding invitation of all time

Oonagh Keating. Updated July 24th, 2019

Couples can spend weeks, or longer, getting the wedding invitations just right, with the perfect colour palette, the most suitable font, and of course, the exact wording to convey just how much their guests mean to them. Judging by the look of this invitation from Simon and Anna, their friends mean f_ck all.

Some of that’s quite small, in creases etc, and we don’t want you to miss a motherf_cking word, so here’s a transcript:

HEY FUCK FACE

As you know, we got fucking engaged and now we’ve got to plan a motherfucking wedding.

You’re so amazing, you made the cut!

So …are you fucking coming?

Fuck yes. Fuck no. Fuck you

Please arrive at 3:30pm for a 4pm garden ceremony at our house.

Fuck off at 11:30pm

CHILDREN

Leave your little shits behind, we want to get fucked

DRESS CODE

Wear what the fuck you like – smart casual – go butt fucking naked for all we care

HOTELS

Google it you lazy fuck!

TAXIS

As above

PARKING

On a serious note, please park your car at your hotel

WEDDING GIFTS

If you did want to give a wedding gift, a small contribution to our honeymoon would be perfect

DIETARY REQUIREMENTS

Eat what the fuck you’re given you fat fucker

We can’t imagine they’d have made this if their friends and family didn’t have a robust sense of humour. When the picture was shared on Reddit, their approach got a mixed reaction.