11 takes on “the four words every girl wants whispered in her ear”
We’re always up for a bit of tongue-in-cheek Twitter, which is why we were very much on board with this call-out by @STOR3R.
Lmao!! Cant wait to read these 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈….
Do your worst and then RT 🤣🤣👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽 pic.twitter.com/jCG3NLHkUP
— 🔴⭐⭐⭐STOR3R⭐⭐⭐🔴 (@STOR3R) August 18, 2019
These answers range from the sublime to the ridiculous, but each one is a little bit of genius.
1.
"Ken Clarke unity government" https://t.co/esuJY3Xv4X
— Josh Lowe (@JeyyLowe) August 18, 2019
2.
You are always right
— Rachel Hawkins (@ourrachblogs) August 18, 2019
3.
I've done the dishes.
— Syntax error (@trfcste) August 18, 2019
4.
Another gin and tonic?
— Elizabeth Langley (@pelican1966) August 18, 2019
5.
This dress has pockets.
— Nana Stef 🕸️ (@stefejb123) August 18, 2019
6.
Chocolate's in the fridge
— Jon Waples 🇪🇺🇬🇧 (@Jon_Waples) August 18, 2019
7.
Do you wanna brew?
— joanne harper (@joanneharper) August 18, 2019
8.
We won the lottery
— Teenz (@Svenopedia) August 18, 2019
9.
I’ve done the ironing
— Scouserphil (@scouserphil200) August 18, 2019
10. The maths might have been off, but the sentiment was still good.
I bought you a Creamed Horn
— Brenda Frechette🌊☯️🕉️🇨🇦🇬🇧🇺🇸 (@BrendasAghast) August 18, 2019
11.
I'll do the bins.
— EU Ref – funny (@electionfunny) August 18, 2019
Finally, one we suspect is more likely to be shouted than whispered.
“Let’s dismantle the patriarchy”
— Kate Lynch (@katelallyx) August 18, 2019