People have been sharing the worst date they’ve ever had – 29 total disasters
16.
She said she was a Conservative Party member and hated ‘the poors’. The end.
— Adam Lockett (@AdamLockett34) 20 August 2019
17.
I was a teen. The guy was taking me party. He bumped into a friend. His friend was wearing a swastika. “Oh, BTW, I’m a nazi,” my date told me proudly.
I told him to get his racist ass lost and walked into the party alone.
I met my future wife. We’ve been together ever since.❤️
— Amanda Jette Knox (@MavenOfMayhem) 21 August 2019
18.
My date had to cut dinner short because his ex gf was in labor with his baby (he never mentioned she was pregnant before this) then he asked me if I wanted to wait for him at his house till after the baby was born 🤦🏼♀️
— Elizabeth Short (@Elizabratt) 20 August 2019
19.
It was our first date and he spent the entire time telling me how his biggest regret was not proposing to his ex. "But I'm over her don't worry."
Had one drink, paid for both of our drinks and was polite when I left but I could not get out of there fast enough… https://t.co/7xZRITlTwW
— Caitlyn Golem 🏒⚾🩴 (@CaitlynGolem) August 21, 2019
20.
when I showed up at the bar we agreed to meet at, the woman had a folder of all the information about me she had found on google. it felt more like a cross-examination than a first date.
— nicholas coates (@nickacoates) 20 August 2019
21.
I was taller than him (the height I had also been the week earlier when we had first met) and he asked me if I would change my heels to flats in the restaurant. I had flip flops in my bag. He told me he was technically still married. I got very drunk indeed and flip flopped home.
— Jennifer McAuliffe (@JenniferJokes) 20 August 2019
22.
We’d been out for hours, then he told me he wasn’t over his ex-gf as I returned from the bar with a £16 round. I stormed out, got mugged for my phone waiting for a nightbus. Called police off work phone, misidentified mugger’s bike, police raided the wrong house. https://t.co/hHgPQAANK5
— Hannah Al-Othman (@HannahAlOthman) August 21, 2019
23.
The date was fine, we went back to my place. He stops mid make out to tell me about how if I lost weight, grew my hair out and got my braces off I would be way hotter, at least a 7.
— your drunk aunt (@mdmedeplorable) 20 August 2019
24.
1988, in Vancouver. A guy whom I had never gone out with before asked me out for “drinks and a movie”. He took me for drinks, then tried to drag me into the porno theatre across from the bar, called me a “dyke” when I refused. I took a cab home.
— Kathleen Smith (@KikkiPlanet) 20 August 2019
25.
A lovely man overtrusted a fart, shat himself at the table, and had to go home. I was contemplating giving it another shot for a second date but the poor dear was too mortified to see me again. Bless his heart. 💩
— Leanna (@leannaerin) 20 August 2019
26.
https://twitter.com/MidgetGemBina/status/1164464144533336064
27.
Close Second –
Out on a date with this guy in Regina. Seems pretty good until he says:
“Oh God. My Ex.”
I look over and say: “Oh God. My Ex.”
Our Ex’s were dating each other. Talk about buzz-kill— Brad Hanaback (@RentTheseSpaces) 20 August 2019
28.
The genuinely lovely, charming woman who, midway through our second date, revealed that she’s an anti-vaxxer, moon landing-denying flat Earther. And said, “Oh, you’re not one of THEM?” when I argued that the Earth is a sphere…
— Scarred for Life (@ScarredForLife2) 21 August 2019
29.
have had many but in terms of succinct stories, I think "he went home with someone else" is probably up there https://t.co/XJLhrTFpNH
— Marie Le Conte (@youngvulgarian) August 22, 2019
And here’s what Jann had to say later.
I am DYING READING THE DATING STORIES
— Jann “stop live horse export” Arden (@jannarden) August 20, 2019
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