Simply 27 very funny things people said about this picture of Boris Johnson
It’s not the most obvious photo opportunity – rather unfortunate, in fact – Boris Johnson giving a speech in front of a load of police officers at a recruitment centre in Wakefield.
Not only that, the speech the so-called prime minister gave was by all accounts a rambling, shambolic affair. So business as usual then.
We asked you for your captions …
Your Boris Johnson captions please! #pokechallenge #BorisJohnson pic.twitter.com/mim6dONUEK
— The Poke (@ThePoke) September 5, 2019
… and you didn’t disappoint.
Here’s a whole bunch of our favourites, from you and elsewhere on Twitter.
1.
when there definitely isn't a coup pic.twitter.com/Jj86zcmguZ
— Alan White (@aljwhite) September 5, 2019
2.
https://twitter.com/jessicaelgot/status/1169647337846784003
3.
Cops and nobber https://t.co/9oP4W7jHCX
— barney farmer (@barneyfarmer) September 5, 2019
4.
“but I only said I’d arrange for him to be beaten up, I never actually did it!” pic.twitter.com/DflSxSn8NN
— HappyToast ★ (@IamHappyToast) September 5, 2019
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https://twitter.com/MonarchyUK/status/1169647625089486849
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https://twitter.com/MrKenShabby/status/1169648242402963457
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<raises Fashometer setting to “mildly fash”> pic.twitter.com/PRpbifnsFz
— Godspeed You Black Tamperer (ft Maya) (@twlldun) September 5, 2019
8.
Thin blue line meet thick blue lyin https://t.co/RfmuRtUomt
— barney farmer (@barneyfarmer) September 5, 2019
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https://twitter.com/Andydrewz/status/1169656865497726976
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https://twitter.com/AlsBoy/status/1169649539650924544
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This is the bit in Police Academy where the stuffy old police chief gets a blowjob from the prostitute smuggled in by Steve Guttenberg, right? https://t.co/PpT35puRHd
— Godspeed You Black Tamperer (ft Maya) (@twlldun) September 5, 2019
12.
"which one's the stripper? ha ha, I kid, this is a family show or it was until Jo buggered off" pic.twitter.com/gdpUTq9QvQ
— General Boles (@GeneralBoles) September 5, 2019
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Come on, one of you must have a taser that can "accidentally" go off pic.twitter.com/Alp2jDZ8bi
— General Boles (@GeneralBoles) September 5, 2019
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https://twitter.com/HRHTudor1976/status/1169649327725318144