The Tories did a joke about Jeremy Corbyn dressed as a chicken – 13 finger lickin’ takedowns
Presumably inspired by the Sun’s entirely uninspiring front page of a picture of Jeremy Corbyn’s face on a chicken, the Conservatives did a joke on Twitter and it’s even less funny than Brexit.
Hey @KFC_UKI, we’ve found an even bigger chicken than you. pic.twitter.com/9gBVe0p06a
— Conservatives (@Conservatives) September 6, 2019
It’s fair to say the responses weren’t entirely positive. Here are our favourites.
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Questions:
1. What are you smoking?
2. What is JFC supposed to stand for?
3. KFC isn't actually a chicken. It's a fast food company?
4. Unless you're saying KFC are cowards for some weird reason?
5. What are you smoking? https://t.co/1cWppchDZv— The Sun Apologies (@SunApology) September 6, 2019
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— Marie Le Conte (@youngvulgarian) September 6, 2019
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Hey Conservatives! Unfortunately we haven’t found a bigger bunch of cocks than you. Also, KFC isn’t a chicken, unless you think a dead, fried chicken is somehow running a global corporation. Any chance you could run the country for a bit, until you flush it down the toilet??
— James Moran (@jamesmoran) September 6, 2019
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— Greg James (@gregjames) September 6, 2019
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https://twitter.com/AdamClery/status/1169940266813403136
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I was going to vote for you but this is so weak I never will now.
— Moose Allain Ꙭ (@MooseAllain) September 6, 2019
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Sometimes I worry I lack talent and imagination, so it’s nice to be reminded that I could still get a job in comms https://t.co/BxqpT6cOok
— Vinay Patel (@VinayPatel) September 6, 2019
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Hi, do you also have some content for members of your target demographic who are over the age of 7?
— Richard Littler (@richard_littler) September 6, 2019
9.
you lot are fucking honking
— beth mccoll (@imteddybless) September 6, 2019
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Pretty pleased with my first day as Head of Social Media for the Conservative Party https://t.co/ifdvF91fiV
— Mr Roger Quimbly (@RogerQuimbly) September 6, 2019
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this is really shit
— Owen REGISTER TO VOTE Jones🌹 (@OwenJones84) September 6, 2019
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https://twitter.com/huwlemmey/status/1169936585850273794
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The Tory Social Media team. pic.twitter.com/SyDvCpQ4wA
— Stephen Patten (@StevePatten) September 6, 2019
At the time of writing this, KFC haven’t replied. Well, not on Twitter at least. We’ll have to settle for this, posted a few days ago, instead.
When you try to take on a Bargain Bucket all by yourself… pic.twitter.com/CBtpj0dpob
— KFC UK & Ireland (@KFC_UKI) September 4, 2019
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