This introduction to the Apprentice candidates might be better than the show

Lord Alan Sugar is probably getting a manicure as we speak, ready for putting his forefinger on display as The Apprentice returns to our screens. Comedian Joe Heenan has provided us with a wonderful introduction to the candidates, so pick your favourite now.

Really looking forward to the new series of The Apprentice pic.twitter.com/rMNdIDslih

— joe heenan (@joeheenan) September 27, 2019

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A tenner says fishtank guy is universally reviled by the end of episode one.

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Source: @joeheenan Image: Joe Heenan, courtesy of BBC

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