How not to get invited to the party – in one easy and hilarious step
Twitter favourite, Sir Michael, has been getting himself into trouble again and we’re very much here for the anecdote. He’s something of a past master at getting kicked out of chat groups, but we think this might be his best tale yet.
Almost got invited to a party today! pic.twitter.com/z0wMR6gPPo
— Sir Michael (@Michael1979) November 13, 2019
So close …but we can’t help feeling that Dan will be missing out on an excellent party, not to mention the undoubted joy of having a special birthday rap written by Sir Michael. He’ll be so upset when he finds out.
Twitter has been reacting to the post, and we can see where these people are coming from.
Ballsy.
Funny.
I have a new man crush. https://t.co/EVOzwMIvFn— Men@arms (@Menarms1) November 13, 2019
Omg this guy is the funniest. So worth a follow. My daughter just came in to see if I was ok, I was squealing with laughter
https://t.co/iJcDKTClZB
— Ms Sara D (@SaMcDuff) November 13, 2019
Sir M, you are still invited to a party on the 23rd. That happens to be my birthday (true) and you can come to my party instead. It won't take much to change the Dan tattoo into a Pam tattoo and I'm much nicer than Dan anyway*
*Might not be true
— Pam (@hadenoughnow) November 13, 2019
With what you shared as your plan, i would definitely put you on top of my birthday invite list!!
— Srini
(@srini_bala) November 14, 2019
We weren’t the only ones concerned about Dan.
Poor Dan will live the rest of his days knowing he will never have a birthday celebration like the one he almost had.
— Ryan Cordell (@ryandcordell) November 13, 2019
RIP Dan’s fun.
Source: @Michael1979 Image: @Michael1979, @introspectivedsgn on Unsplash
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