A survey of favourite classic British dishes gave this American the absolute fear

We hesitate to assume what you think of American food, but if you’re of the opinion that it’s not overly good then rest assured that the feeling is mutual.

At least, it is according to this New York chap called @SlimyQuagsire on Twitter who caught sight of this YouGov survey of favourite classic British dishes and made this of it.

british food looks so fucking depressing. look at this shit i wanna cry pic.twitter.com/Nx9Lq0FbVA

— Slimy (@SlimyQuagsire) 23 November 2019

You can possibly see where he’s coming from.

Not that it’s entirely representative of what we actually eat, obviously. Here are our favourite things people said in response.

Ok but beef Wellington and bacon sandwich 👀

— Pk (@PkLove07) 23 November 2019

U can not tell me just bacon and bread is fire pk…

— Slimy (@SlimyQuagsire) 23 November 2019

these americans dont understand how good an actual british bacon sandwich is

— Hazza the gamer (@HazzaFN) 24 November 2019

Nah they’ve just had sandwiches with more than 2 ingredients in them

— 🤹🏻‍♂️ (@Da_Roux) 24 November 2019

is that…is that a Petri dish ?🦠🦠⚠️ pic.twitter.com/oCxvYd711N

— festive mei hua🌸🐉 (@aekananionapua) 24 November 2019

We don’t have to pay for going to the hospital or worrying about school shootings though

— Daniel Loughins (@Daniel_Loughins) 23 November 2019

A chilling insight into what this country would be like without the last 70 years of immigration https://t.co/4WTJWZ7LC5

— Nooruddean (@BeardedGenius) November 24, 2019

‘Bring me the blandest thing on the menu!’

— Sanjeev Bhaskar (@TVSanjeev) 24 November 2019

So this is what Coldplay were referring to when they said it was all yellow.

— luke (@lukechadd) 24 November 2019

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An American trolled British food so a whole bunch of Brits trolled back and it’s epic

Source @SlimyQuagsire H/T @BeardedGenius