Not many rejections are as devastating as this one

John Plunkett. Updated February 18th, 2020

We’ve all been there. Okay then, we’ve been there.

‘Can you even recover from this?’ asked Shanksum over on Reddit.

‘“A friend of mine.” Sure, buddy.’ ubersienna

But this is pretty savage too.

‘I knew a guy whose girlfriend decided to give him up for Lent. Pretty cold way to drop someone.’ cennamun

Shame the timing’s not more flexible, though.