Laughter won’t kill coronavirus but it’s a good excuse for peeing yourself – 21 favourite jokes
12.
Apparently we have a family video call set for Sunday at 2pm where we are all going to play Pictionary. For the love of God, find a vaccine.
— Toby Foster (@tobyfoster) March 21, 2020
13.
My professor is 74 and he isn’t confident using Zoom so he’s prerecorded the rest of our classes. Today, I watched the first one. He has a Pinocchio doll in the front row because he isn’t comfortable teaching to an empty room. I’m social distancing for this man and this man only. pic.twitter.com/2HvG3xhrTt
— montana (@macho_montana) March 22, 2020
14.
A virus walks into a bar.
'What'll you have?' the barman asks.
'Every fucker in here,' says the virus.— David Quantick (@quantick) March 22, 2020
15.
Walking through town I notice that a shop that sells carved wooden ducks is open and I’m really wondering at the thought process that led them to think their trade is essential at this time.
— Godspeed You Black Tamperer (ft Maya) (@twlldun) March 22, 2020
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You know when all of this is over? Still stay 2 meters away from me
— Rach (@RachaelvsWorld) March 22, 2020
17.
Well played pic.twitter.com/v237Gr81wC
— Andy Parmo (@andyparmo) March 22, 2020
18.
Quarantine, Day 7:
Did I shower yesterday or was that five days ago?— ⚡️Carly Danger⚡️ (@carlyken) March 22, 2020
19.
Other logical reasons to stay inside:
1. Less chance of being attacked by wasps
2. Your chance of getting hit by a train significantly decreases if you stay inside
3. Less money spent on shoes
4. You can not wear trousers and not get asked to leave the premises— Dave (@davechannel) March 23, 2020
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— Captain Howdy (@MajorPazuzu) March 23, 2020
21.
Massive respect to my co-worker who dialled in to a video call smartly dressed with a nice shirt and well chosen tie then walked off mid conversation to get rid of his dog revealing he was naked from the waist down
— (@Luke_who_) March 23, 2020
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