People are sharing their funny takes on lockdown life – our 17 favourites

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This really is the perfect time to raise taxes on the super-rich. "If you tax them, they'll just leave the country", will they? How? On a fucking pedalo?

— Ed Morrish (@edmorrish) April 2, 2020

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A biennium is 2 years. A lustrum is 5. A galactic year – the amount of time it takes us to orbit the center of the galaxy – is around 230 million years. An exasecond is 31,700,000,000 years and a yottasecond about 31.7 quadrillion. The only known longer time period is March.

— James Felton (@JimMFelton) March 31, 2020

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UK govt: “Follow our coronavirus advice to the letter.”

Also UK govt: “Mmm. Yummy fingers.” pic.twitter.com/MACbIM1Xnl

— ️‍ Max ️‍ (@SpillerOfTea) March 30, 2020

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How I’ll look after the lockdown when I put on jeans again. pic.twitter.com/rksD4SjrOa

— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) April 2, 2020

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Spotted new birds in my garden today – earth is healing 🌍 pic.twitter.com/x66dgcr0BG

— Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) April 2, 2020

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Cop: Why are you defying the lockdown and what’s that incredibly relaxing smell?

Me: I’m an essential oils worker

— Brynnester (@brynnester) April 2, 2020

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How I will look celebrating the end of lockdown after eating a block of cheese a day#TigerKing pic.twitter.com/DBj6QC6o2R

— Liam Thorp (@LiamThorpECHO) April 1, 2020

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Any parents settled on their favourite child in lockdown? Is it the one you thought it'd be?

— Sam Whyte (@SamWhyte) April 2, 2020

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