Priti Patel struggled to report the number of Covid-19 tests – our threevety-eleven favourite responses

9.

#PritiAwful does count down on Channel 4 2.30pm don’t miss it, it will be hilarious 😂 pic.twitter.com/iGjl1UiqIy

— Welsh-i-am (@Welsh_i_am) April 12, 2020

10.

Twelvety thousands and threeteen tests done https://t.co/vtLPhRd3E8

— HappyToast ★ (@IamHappyToast) April 11, 2020

11.

Priti Patel:

"Three hundred thousand and thirty four, nine hundred and seventy four thousand tests carried out across the UK"

If Diane Abbott made that mistake, it’d be front page news. https://t.co/r3kciVxqQ0

— Kerry-Anne Mendoza (@TheMendozaWoman) April 11, 2020

12.

There will be a clap for Priti Patel tonight at 73 minutes past eleventeen twelvety.

— Nathan Harmer (@nharmertaylor) April 12, 2020

13.

Never thought I'd say this but I wish Priti Patel was the Chancellor. All of us on furlough would be getting £25 million a month. Personally I wouldn't take the piss. I'd take it for 3 months then retire. #PritiVacant

— Tim Harrison (@TimHarrison62) April 12, 2020

14.

Lets not be unkind to #PritiVacant. She has been working 24 seconds a day, 7 days a month to keep us safe.

— Colin (@Col13584420) April 12, 2020

15.

So what has Priti Patel been doing for the past fourthy thousand twenty hundred and thirty ten weeks she's not been seen in public? #prittipatel #pritiawful

— James Hubbard (@JamesHubbard113) April 11, 2020

16.

THAT'S NUMBERWANG pic.twitter.com/jLmXAOoxME

— Captain Kidd (@kidd__kong78) April 11, 2020

At least the Home Secretary isn’t alone in her inability to read numbers.

Yikes! It looks like Priti Patel has the same grasp of numbers as Donald Trump. 🙈 pic.twitter.com/Lu9R3BIFsn

— Haggis_UK 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 (@Haggis_UK) April 11, 2020

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