Our 25 favourite funny tweets of the week
13.
Get your daily mail column title by taking the last hobby you took up and adding “is like a war”
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) April 12, 2020
14.
What's that little mouse who lives in a windmill gonna do now? pic.twitter.com/CdoENDTrhC
— Mrs Whippy (@Whippyster) April 11, 2020
15.
She came from Greece,
she had a faulty socket.
Her eye fell out,
she couldn't stop it.That's when I
caught her eye.— Brian Bilston (@brian_bilston) April 12, 2020
16.
Yotam Ottolenghi has given up. pic.twitter.com/d238TqFI2W
— Manchester photo (@jonparkerlee) April 11, 2020
17.
CALLING A LYFT
– expensiveHITCHING A RIDE WITH CHARON, FERRYMAN OF THE DEAD
– only costs one coin
– sure there's just one destination but still, what a deal— SparkNotes (@SparkNotes) April 14, 2020
18.
My favourite 70s TV show about cheese-lovers is probably The Roquefort-philes
— Sanjeev Kohli (@govindajeggy) April 16, 2020
19.
[showing off expensive new kitchen]
"What does the aga do?"
"Oh, you know… push pineapple… grind coffee."— Craig Deeley 🇪🇺🏳️🌈 (@craiguito) April 12, 2020
20.
this is like crack cocaine for boomers pic.twitter.com/yOUcs7U4ho
— Fred Delicious (@Fred_Delicious) April 15, 2020
21.
“Someone’s eaten all the biscuits” – Translation: Let the record show that I ate all the biscuits
— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) April 15, 2020
22.
911: 911
Me: I think I’m being followed by a bee
911: fuck have you tried panicking
Me: yeah
911: FUCK
— clean slate (@PleaseBeGneiss) April 16, 2020
23.
VET: You said your dog has been acting strange? Like lethargic, or not eating?
CHARLIE BROWN: He’s been pretending to murder people as a WWI pilot.
— MehGyver (@TheAndrewNadeau) April 16, 2020
24.
stipulating in my will that if i die from getting crushed flat by a steam roller, i want to be crinkled up like an accordion, not rolled up into a tube
— Mike F (@animaldrumss) April 17, 2020
25.
— Viz Comic (@vizcomic) April 16, 2020
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The 25 funniest tweets of the week
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