50 funny people who have been giving us laughs during the lockdown
26.
My attempts to combine nitrous oxide and Oxo cubes has made me a laughing stock.
— Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) April 17, 2020
27.
so heartwarming to see a country coming together during a crisis https://t.co/vqEpzmmr2y
— Sorcha Ní Nia (@Luiseach) March 13, 2020
28.
Walking around the supermarket trying to avoid the ghost like figures who may do me harm while I gather sustenance.
I am Pac-Man.
— Geraint (@geraintgriffith) April 6, 2020
29.
Good news. PM has been “sitting up in bed and engaging positively with the clinical team” pic.twitter.com/JFcp1kMAz9
— Robin Flavell (@RobinFlavell) April 8, 2020
30.
[citizen applause schedule]
8:00pm: clap for the nhs
8:10pm: awooga for the bbc
8:20pm: tap bum like in the asda ad for supermarket workers
8:30pm: tits out for the office of national statistics— joe (@mutablejoe) April 3, 2020
31.
I don’t have any photos of me at 20. Not one. But I was fucking beautiful & sexy & everyone hung on my trenchant witticisms & yearned for a single hot glance from my azure eyes as I stepped over their supine forms on my coltish limbs & sashayed away to my raddled sordid future.
— Sarah Phelps (@PhelpsieSarah) April 16, 2020
32.
[stops 6 feet away from a stranger] hey I noticed you’re not crying, are you ok
— jo diggity (@WhaJoTalkinBout) April 7, 2020
33.
They’ve spelt “coronavirus” wrong. pic.twitter.com/eRDU1w0X2k
— Oonagh (@Okeating) April 8, 2020
34.
A few weeks of lockdown and even the Archbishop of Canterbury is horny on main https://t.co/diG7BSBTw6
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) April 10, 2020
35.
Racists, keep the public safe and put your xenophobia to good use by shouting at people in the street to “GO HOME”
— Summer Ray (@SummerRay) March 22, 2020
36.
Using statistics to make friends with golfers on Facebook 👍💛 pic.twitter.com/yQDjPP6AiL
— Sir Michael (@Michael1979) April 11, 2020
37.
[showing off expensive new kitchen]
“What does the aga do?”
“Oh, you know… push pineapple… grind coffee.”— Craig Deeley 🇪🇺🏳️🌈 (@craiguito) April 12, 2020
38.
I can’t believe all these corporations are going bankrupt after one simple unforeseen medical emergency. Horrible planning on their part. Shouldn’t have ordered all those avocado toasts I guess
— Megan Amram (@meganamram) March 31, 2020
39.
With fewer humans about, native wildlife has begun returning to the streets of Chicago. Nature is starting to heal. pic.twitter.com/Pw1cdVWJOU
— Paul (@bingowings14) April 5, 2020
40.
SCREEN TIME
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Your screen time was up 30% last week…me: pic.twitter.com/Z8iI6V3NOQ
— Bim Adewunmi (@bimadew) March 22, 2020
41.
Turns out the yoga I’ve been learning during lockdown is actually a YouTube video of a bloke trying to change a double duvet cover
— joe heenan (@joeheenan) April 7, 2020
42.
Quarantine, Day 7:
Did I shower yesterday or was that five days ago?— ⚡️Carly Danger⚡️ (@carlyken) March 22, 2020
43.
When you clap the front lines,
But vote down a pay rise,
That’s a ToryWhen you still want the rent,
From your third home in Kent,
That’s a Tory— Sean Leahy (@thepunningman) April 20, 2020
44.
(watching the last pickle slice float around in the jar) i love visiting the aquarium
— Mave (home version) (@MavenofHonor) April 5, 2020
45.
I haven’t watched for a few years, but it seemed much more wholesome when he just took on the Daleks. pic.twitter.com/InGDctbg9i
— Pundamentalism (@Pundamentalism) April 4, 2020
46.
um maybe the day wants to be gently held???? you don’t need to seize every time
— dirt prince (@pant_leg) April 15, 2020
47.
SHAFT! https://t.co/fQpRdTVf3W
— Greg Jenner: ‘DEAD FAMOUS OUT MARCH 19TH!’ (@greg_jenner) April 6, 2020
48.
Is Elsa Olaf’s mom or his god?
— Sassparilla (@Megatronic13) April 11, 2020
49.
You know all these people stockpiling Pasta?
I can’t wait to see their faces when they find out it comes from Italy.
— rab livingstone (@rablivingstone) March 9, 2020
50.
This is just to say…
I have taken
the pills
that were in
the pillboxand which
I was probably
going
to forgetForgive me
But have you taken yours?
You should
do it now— Imani Gandy ☄️🌏🔥 (@AngryBlackLady) April 19, 2020