Our favourite 16 funny takes on where things are at with the lockdown

9.

Someone talk me through the moral and ideological backflips you have to do to get to a position where you believe bats and pangolins can transmit a virus to humans, but children can't… pic.twitter.com/ZthjSs0FcU

— Nathaniel Tapley (@Natt) May 13, 2020

10.

So if I want to see my parents, they have to put their house up for sale and I go and view it.

— Craig Deeley 🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈 (@craiguito) May 13, 2020

11.

This coronavirus is so unpopular, I wouldn't be surprised if the Liberal Democrats plastered it over the front of a million election leaflets, claiming it's "your next prime minister".

— David Whitley (@mrdavidwhitley) May 13, 2020

12.

I hope I live another half century so that I'm around for Covid-69

— Steven Cohen-19 (@Monkeyinheaven) May 9, 2020

13.

The next round of the Great British Coronavirus Experiment is underway. If you were lucky enough to survive Round 1, you now have to ease yourself out of lockdown using a mask, common sense & alertness, without a fully functional 'test, trace, isolate' system & data to guide us.

— Dr Phil Hammond (@drphilhammond) May 13, 2020

14.

My main challenge during lockdown is to run out of shampoo and conditioner at the same time and replace both bottles at the same time. When I pull this feat off, life feels perfect. Ahhh.

— Philippa_Perry (@Philippa_Perry) May 13, 2020

15.

I need a change of scenery badly.
*sits on the other side of the couch*

— Tate (@proton_princess) May 5, 2020

16.

One of the greatest tricks the devil ever pulled was convincing idiots that wearing a mask to prevent catching a virus was infringing on their civil liberties.

— Jake Vig (@Jake_Vig) May 13, 2020

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