Simply 25 of the funniest things we saw this week

13.

🎵I shot an ostrich in Strathmiglo, just to watch him die🎵 https://t.co/UJb5T2TPAg

— Sarah Dempster (@Dempster2000) June 11, 2020

14.

The instructions on my microwave meal say stir and recover, how tiring do they think stirring actually is?

— Gary Delaney (@GaryDelaney) June 8, 2020

15.

Got a Zoom meeting later. It's just like a normal meeting, except Fat Larry's banned.

— T'Other Simon (@TOther_Simon) June 8, 2020

16.

I’m not sure what this says about me but my face recognition still recognizes me with a handful of Pringles sticking out my mouth

— SaltyGirl (@saltssaltgirl) June 11, 2020

17.

"Mr. President? The attorney general is here to see you." pic.twitter.com/38BIwsCw5e

— Richard Kadrey (@Richard_Kadrey) June 7, 2020

18.

This new season of Celebrity Big Brother looks spicy pic.twitter.com/YJR9fjxFd7

— . (@twlldun) June 7, 2020

19.

New Tinder bio: pic.twitter.com/H1zrqzI24F

— Jocelyn Plums (@ColoradoUgly) June 7, 2020

20.

Not saying I should be in Forbes, but some weeks I buy *two* avocados.

— alexis (@lexistwit) June 7, 2020

21.

Next week: Ted Bundy on dating etiquette. pic.twitter.com/byMwDLXN92

— Damien Owens (@OwensDamien) June 8, 2020

22.

You've got people who haven't seen a doctor since 1982, have no working smoke alarm, and drink nothing but Monster Energy drinks who are worried that Antifa are going to kill them. Antifa are not going to kill you. A surprise is going to kill you.

— Alasdair Beckett-King (@MisterABK) June 6, 2020

23.

In UK, it’s called a four series pizza.

— Jeffw (@Jeffwni) June 6, 2020

24.

Instant Pulitzer for the journalist who obtained a quote from a cow pic.twitter.com/4AbuNi8DuE

— Michael Docherty (@maybeavalon) June 8, 2020

25.

employer: can you explain this gap in your CV
me: yes. you see, it was then that i carried you
employer:
employer: i don't think,

— james (@Gilofthepeople) June 8, 2020

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