Chris Grayling managed to lose his latest job before he even got it – 12 scathing takedowns

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Gutted that Chris Grayling isn't chair of ISC. What will sketchwriters do without him?

— John Crace (@JohnJCrace) July 15, 2020

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They’ll probably just sit Chris Grayling in a conference room with an air-gapped laptop, a plate of biscuits and a couple of inflatable sex dolls, and tell him he’s chairing the Intelligence Committee.

Saves having that difficult ‘everyone thinks you’re fucking useless’ chat.

— 🏳️‍🌈 Max 🏳️‍🌈 (@SpillerOfTea) July 15, 2020

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Failed again #FailingGrayling ! Mark Francois currently sending Cummings round to sort out Julian Lewis….

— Jason Martin (@Jaswanarth) July 15, 2020

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In 1972 a crap commando unit was sent to prison for the being a bit shit. This man promptly destroyed the penal system & escaped to run ferries. He survives as a soldier of misfortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help & if you can find him, DO NOT HIRE the Grayling.

— Mark ne-Francois-pas MP (@MarkFrancois12) July 15, 2020

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Government stooge Chris Grayling comes second in a one horse race pic.twitter.com/ktjvbhODvP

— European Unity #FBPE 🇪🇺💶⭐️ (@EuropeanUnity1) July 16, 2020

There’s a postscript …

Julian Lewis has been chucked out of the Tory Parliamentary Party for working with Labour MPs to get himself elected as chair of the Intelligence Committee, beating Chris Grayling

— Laura Kuenssberg (@bbclaurak) July 15, 2020

Nothing says strong and stable like reducing your own parliamentary majority in a fit of pique.

We tried to stop the Russia Report being published by putting Chris Grayling in charge of it.
Julian Lewis stopped us so we withdrew the whip from him.
Thus pissing off the person now responsible for publishing the Russia Report.
Oh bollocks…

— Parody Boris Johnson (@BorisJohnson_MP) July 15, 2020

I’m just shocked that Chris Grayling could be part of a government fuck up and CummingsJohnson could throw their toys out of the pram when their plan doesn’t work.

— ALASTAIR CAMPBELL (@campbellclaret) July 15, 2020

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Chris Grayling is to lead the Intelligence Committee – this is not a drill

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