The “I had a joke” format has taken over Twitter – 27 puntastic examples

15.

I have a recipe blogger joke, but first let me tell you about my trip with my husband to Paris last summer. The sun was high, beating down on the Champs Élysées and my hubs wanted to have a refreshing espresso in an outdoor café. Paris is a pastry lover’s dream come true so we th https://t.co/J5GM5JnuwW

— Joe Lamour 🇭🇹🏳️‍🌈 (@lamour) July 25, 2020

16.

I have a joke about anxiety, but what if everyone hates it, and hates me, and ends up blocking me for it??? https://t.co/EVMnaSBj98

— Court (@courtdanee2) July 25, 2020

17.

Have a joke about weird twitter behaviour but I think I’ll just wait for someone else to post a better one & quote tweet it saying “this”

— Sara Gibbs (@Sara_Rose_G) July 26, 2020

18.

I have an eczema joke but it’s not up to scratch

— Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman) July 25, 2020

19.

I’ve just told a joke about COVID conspiracy theorists but no one’s got it

— Craig Deeley 🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈 (@craiguito) July 26, 2020

20.

i have a local journalism joke but you’ll probably ignore it and tweet “why is nobody joking about this???” instead

— emily wilder (@vv1lder) July 25, 2020

21.

I have a joke about Excel, but you’ve probably already heard it 5-Jan-1900 or 6-Jan-1900 times.

— Mike Shapiro (@MikeDShapiro) July 24, 2020

22.

I have a joke about Nigel Farage but it's a bit xenophobic

— dave ❄️ 🥕 🧻 (@davemacladd) July 26, 2020

23.

I had a joke about my eyesight but it lacked focus

— Janey Godley (@JaneyGodley) July 26, 2020

24.

i had a joke about Frozen but i let it go

— kim. (@KimmyMonte) July 25, 2020

25.

I have a joke about imposter syndrome but it probably isn’t very good

— Melissa Thomasson (@thomassonecon) July 25, 2020

26.

I’ve got a joke about a bingo machine but it sucks balls.

— Margaret Cabourn-Smith (@MCabournSmith) July 25, 2020

27.

I have a joke about neutrons, and it's free of charge.

— That_guy👦🏽 (@Segzxx) July 25, 2020

As much as we love all of those, there’s something rather special about this from Monica Lewinsky, which surely needs no further explanation.

i have an intern joke and it… nevermind. https://t.co/SCHRGYVIJV

— Monica Lewinsky (@MonicaLewinsky) July 24, 2020

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