“If Nicolas Cage Played Every Role In Hollywood…” 17 glorious teasers

The wonderful lot over at Sad and Useless have imagined a world in which Nicolas Cage gets to play every role that Hollywood has to offer.

And why not?

Here’s how that – sometimes terrifying – world might look.

1. Lord of the Rings

2. Forrest Gump

3. E.T.

4. Star Wars franchise

5. Harry Potter franchise

6. Breaking Bad

7. Game of Thrones

8. Pirates of the Caribbean franchise