The 15 funniest responses to the government’s career advice questionnaire
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I just did that government careers quiz and I have to say, I found it was spot on pic.twitter.com/lmVGdRCHYr
— Scott Innes (@Flying_Inside) October 8, 2020
10.
The government's careers advice site saw all the shit I tweet and advised me to retrain as President of the United States.
— (@pearlylondon) October 8, 2020
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Boxer comes up a lot on that government questionnaire, like a weird amount right? Is boxing more viable than the arts? At least when I'm on my own on stage and if I die it's my fault
— Chris Purchase 🌈 (@ChrisPurchase) October 8, 2020
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I was worried that my chosen career might actually be a useless burden on society so I did the government skills assessment thing to check, and I'm very pleased to find their official advice is to stick with it for now but maybe consider joining the circus if it doesn't work out. pic.twitter.com/oxQ09EN4kB
— aneurin (@aneurinvaughan) October 7, 2020
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I can thoroughly recommend the government’s National Career Service questionnaire, which is useful in helping narrow down suitable careers for you. pic.twitter.com/JUoMAWu972
— getnorthern – “a pretty grim piece of work” ⧖ (@getnorthern) October 7, 2020
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On the plus side, no retrain necessary pic.twitter.com/Cigoig5tFe
— A Kate Worse Than Death (@katelilian89) October 7, 2020
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I just want all the haters who tweet me when I put out a video who tell me I should get a real job and that I'm not funny to know I took the government test on what I should retrain as, and it's as an Assistance Dog Trainer and a Barber. This government knows me ❤️.
— Rosie Holt (@RosieisaHolt) October 8, 2020
We’re pretty sure even Rishi Sunak wouldn’t suggest Call The Midwife star, Stephen McGann, retrain for another field – not even as a doctor – but we thought his assessment was a lot more astute than the career advice site.
A government skills assessment.
A skills assessment.
From the current government.
To gauge job suitability.
Suitability to do a particular job according to your specific skills.From the current government.
— Stephen McGann (@StephenMcGann) October 7, 2020
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