Feast your eyes on the 19 funniest ‘Tory Food Tips’
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Foraged Chanterelles are nutritious and free!
I have the au pair pick mine from the South Pasture, cook them on the Aga in a little truffle oil, and serve on home-made sourdough toast for a cheap and easy meal.
Delicious with grouse.#ToryFoodTips— Joanne Harris (@Joannechocolat) October 26, 2020
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potato waffle 10pk/£1. grow my own basil. mayonnaise asda’s own. paprika, an essential for every cupboard. just fed my 4 children with this. release the onus on the gov to cover free school meals and make parents feed their own children. #ToryFoodTips pic.twitter.com/qm5eq2LBWz
— eve (@h3msley) October 26, 2020
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Universal Credit gives you around £10 a day
So if you cut your internet, don't spend anything on clothes, stop using electricity, don't turn on heating, get rid of your phone & never use public transport – well then you have £10 to spend on food.
Problem Solved!#ToryFoodTips
— The Pileus (@thepileus) October 26, 2020
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Take a tin of tomatoes and a small aubergine and throw them at some poors. This motivates them to stop being poor and be rich instead, at which point they can get someone else to pay for their food, like Tory MPs do. Feeds a family of ten for 200 years.
— simon maginn (@simonmaginn) October 26, 2020
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Delighted to see #ToryFoodTips trending. Our wonderful volunteers recently held a “bake a cake for poverty” event and raised £75 to tell young single mums on benefits how our mothers coped during the war. pic.twitter.com/xw2AWDkWC2
— Dorothy Huntingdon-Smythe (@dorothy_smythe) October 26, 2020
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Be @BorisJohnson. You can call £250,000 for two hours a week writing an article "chicken feed", get subsidised food, have your own chef and stuff your bloated pig face while the poor children you see as 'genetically inferior" go to bed hungry and fail to thrive #ToryFoodTips pic.twitter.com/wKfPG2QsAi
— Will Black (@WillBlackWriter) October 26, 2020
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Did you know the tears of starving children can be used as stock? #ToryFoodTips
— Minnie Rahman (@minnierahman) October 26, 2020
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If the working class would just show some initiative and learn how to photosynthesise, we could eradicate hunger in no time. How hard can it be? My azaleas do it all the time. I've seen them.#ToryFoodTips
— Michael Sellars | Paperback Horror | Horror Writer (@HorrorPaperback) October 26, 2020
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I feed my children gravel. 500kg for just £100 that equates to 1.5p per serving. And they were happy to have it until the do gooder social services took them away
But you try and tell the young people today that & they won't believe you#FreeSchoolMeals #ToryFoodTips pic.twitter.com/qp0yqZ4YZR
— Johnfromsoho (@johnfromsoho) October 26, 2020
Yet another Tory MP, Ben Bradley, who seems to be lurching from one gaffe to another at the moment, suggested that food vouchers would be used to buy drugs.
Tory MP Ben Bradley denies he said that 'free school meals are effectively a direct payment to brothels and drug dealers.'
He also deleted these tweets. 👇 #ToryScumbags pic.twitter.com/BvLt12WOJo
— Britgirl Hates These Tory Loons #FBPE (@MarieAnnUK) October 24, 2020
And that’s the background to these very funny tweets.
Hi sorry everyone but I’m a crack dealer that accepts kids school food vouchers and #ToryFoodTips is killing my small business
— Ell (@MisterEll_) October 26, 2020
#ToryFoodTips are a waste of time, I simply take any unused crack I have at the end of the week and convert it into Fray Bentos pies which, as most people know, are legal tender in England. pic.twitter.com/TJFHBLpPjA
— Grownmangrumbles (@Grownmangrumble) October 26, 2020
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We’re at the “MPs telling poor people how to cook” stage of the school meals argument
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