People are planning a very different celebration this New Year’s Eve – 17 of the funniest takes

10.

Since I became a parent, I've never gone out on new year's eve, and I hear there are other reasons to become a parent too.

— Michael Spicer (@MrMichaelSpicer) December 29, 2020

11.

Them: Where are you going for New Year's Eve?

Me: To sleep.

— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) December 30, 2020

12.

I will be postponing New Year’s Eve until March 31st.

I’m giving 2021 three months probation to prove it’s worth ringing in.

— 🕰🧡~Max O’Clock~🧡⏰ (@maxi_tea) December 30, 2020

13.

"Invitation: Zoom New Year's Eve Party" saddest six word sentence in the English language

— sweetheart of the rodeo (@clownesvanzandt) December 26, 2020

14.

I'll celebrate New Year's Eve like I always do and get up to pee around midnight.

— Just Bill (@WilliamAder) December 29, 2020

15.

Finally a year where you’re a loser if you DO go out for New Year’s Eve

— Rebecca Kohler (@becca_kohler) December 26, 2020

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New Year's Eve is going to be so different this year. Normally I spend midnight not getting kissed while surrounded by other people shifting, now I'll spend it not getting kissed but have to stand outside a neighbour's window and awkwardly stare at them shifting instead

— Ciara | Ciaraíoch 🎨 (@Ciaraioch) December 12, 2020

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I absolutely refuse to make any New Year resolutions this year. Rather I will continue with a feeling of hope and optimism that the earth gets hit by a giant asteroid.

— Dan Sohege (@stand_for_all) December 28, 2020

Some New Year’s traditions will still work perfectly.

me every new year's eve: pic.twitter.com/3URUCnCr1O

— nikki (@hyeheejinn) December 28, 2020

Others – not so much.

Instead of a kiss on New Year's Eve, the CDC is recommending you simply gaze at your beloved and knowingly nod

— AshleyTron 2600 (@Exce11entFancy) December 27, 2020

It’s crucial to stay up until midnight, even if you aren’t partying.

Make sure you stay up this New Year's to watch the secret post-credits scene where the hand of 2020 rises out of the grave and sets up the sequel.

— Steven (with a ph) (@SJKSalisbury) December 28, 2020

Finally – a plea.

Oh man, knobs are still gonna go out on New Year’s Eve, aren’t they. At house parties. In parks, all packed in like sardines. I’m hearing “big fireworks gathering” rumours.

If you’re a knob and you’re reading this: please just stay in on NYE this year. For one fucking year

— Amy Charlotte Kean (@keano81) December 28, 2020

Don’t be a knob.

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