‘Without actually saying you have kids, tell me you have kids’ – the 17 funniest

There are some things that are almost universal to busy parents, such as forgetting what it’s like to drink a cup of tea while it’s hot, or always having pockets filled with bibs, hairbands or tissues, depending on the age of the child.

Tim Larsen managed to tease out a great many of the things that parents have in common, by setting Twitter this challenge.

Without actually saying you have kids, tell me you have kids.

— Tim Larsen ♓🐟 th@memewe@ver (@thamemeweaver) January 2, 2021

Here are some of the very best responses.

1.

I hide chocolate in the vegetable crisper drawer.

— John Pavlovitz (@johnpavlovitz) January 2, 2021

2.

I know the names of all the Paw Patrol characters. https://t.co/NKRerptG20

— Viced Rhino – Angry, Lonely Recluse (@VicedRhino) January 2, 2021

3.

My most listened to album of 2020 was the Trolls World Tour soundtrack. https://t.co/6YPDRG00Xa

— Michael “Milkchad” Smallwood (@mikeluvsgushers) January 2, 2021

4.

Everything in my house is always wet https://t.co/mCaAktSUWJ

— Scott Bayer loves #DisruptTexts (@Lyricalswordz) January 3, 2021

5.

Found a line of 7 xmas cookies on the table last week, each with a bite missing https://t.co/bnINKAQsQN

— Cornsoup conissour (@rezdreams) January 2, 2021

6.

I’ve mastered sleeping at the edge of the bed. https://t.co/IpNzDPP9rU

— nurulizwa J (@nurulizwa) January 2, 2021

7.

Spent my retirement money on a University of Michigan degree. I did not go there…

— Tom Donoghue (@yonicemask) January 2, 2021

8.

It was empty when I went to bed last night🤬 pic.twitter.com/rObxafNYrv

— Waffa 2.0 Antifa Snack Coordinator (@waffaisback) January 2, 2021

9.

I lock the bathroom door. https://t.co/aXN2fVJK6q

— Melissa (@mackandme123) January 2, 2021