‘What are some black flags that you might be dating a pirate?’ The 17 funniest suggestions

10. “My eyes are up here”

11. Somebody had to say it

12. Speech patterns arrrr important

13. Hide the rum

14. Sometimes they’re not even trying

15. Some pirate trivia for you

16. What’s a pirate’s favourite letter?

17. As long as they’re not stalking an ex

There’s more than one type of pirate.

We can’t tell whether IHaveSoulDoubt is just really suspicious or they’re onto something.

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