The 25 funniest tweets of the week
13.
An Alsatian is a breed of dog from the Alsace region of France. If yours is born anywhere else, you have to call it a sparkling poodle.
— Radio Free Olive 🧦 (@RadioFreeOlive) February 9, 2021
14.
therapy: $90/hr
saying "it eez what it eez": $0
— scarfo (@Doughbvy) February 7, 2021
15.
Who you are when you live alone in a house with no dishwasher is the real you. And this is not gonna go down smooth, amigo.
— Eternal Samnation (@portmanteauface) February 9, 2021
16.
the opposite of impeach is itsamemario
— Adam Cerious (@Browtweaten) February 12, 2021
17.
throwback to when I accidentally took the wrong container from the fridge and brought a tub of raw broccoli up Snowdon pic.twitter.com/SocJvsK0fp
— Sophie Gadd (@sophie_gadd) February 9, 2021
18.
I want whatever the people who run at 6am have
— Saralicia (@saraliciac) February 8, 2021
19.
Bucky for short x https://t.co/w0Kozn2eqI
— Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman) February 9, 2021
20.
will never get over the fact we've just allowed the J*ker to become the new male acting equivalent of playing Hamlet
— Emmy Potter (@emmylanepotter) February 9, 2021
21.
Releasing it back into the wild pic.twitter.com/OMh7Ef7dML
— joe heenan (@joeheenan) February 10, 2021
22.
Accidentally creating Christianity https://t.co/QWB40n8rTz
— john (@Iadderman) February 9, 2021
23.
Hymn To The February Sun
Warmer. Stronger.
Higher. Longer.Come the fuck on, Sun.
Come the fuck on.© Ian Martin 2021, from the anthology I Might As Well Have That Last Little Bit Of Cheese.
— Ian Martin (@IanMartin) February 10, 2021
24.
It's amazing to think that before Instagram you had to wait to get the photos developed and then paint the dog ears and nose on yourself.
— Pundamentalism (@Pundamentalism) February 11, 2021
25.
not one banksy since captain tom died. coincidence?
— Rondelle Hobbs (@RondelleHobbs) February 11, 2021
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