This thread of hilarious plant names suggests botanists are not okay
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This can't be real wtf pic.twitter.com/JWpDgJRD8T
— Stu Royall (@stu_bot3000) March 9, 2021
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Nice hat bro pic.twitter.com/zTrRinJhEt
— Stu Royall (@stu_bot3000) March 9, 2021
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Nothing to see here, keep scrolling pic.twitter.com/QsDUeDgkf2
— Stu Royall (@stu_bot3000) March 9, 2021
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Free band names pic.twitter.com/sy8JN3O5YU
— Stu Royall (@stu_bot3000) March 9, 2021
He wasn’t discriminatory in his search.
Don’t try and tell me fungi aren’t plants. I didn’t study botany for 7 minutes for nothing ok.
— Stu Royall (@stu_bot3000) March 9, 2021
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Wait, can they trademark that? That’s MY brand. pic.twitter.com/KGYMAnk5um
— Stu Royall (@stu_bot3000) March 9, 2021
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So that's where they come from pic.twitter.com/LjQFqpsk4O
— Stu Royall (@stu_bot3000) March 9, 2021
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— Stu Royall (@stu_bot3000) March 9, 2021
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Plant name or 18th century medical condition pic.twitter.com/aAipTuGADL
— Stu Royall (@stu_bot3000) March 9, 2021
Finally – when you have a tricky name so you reinvent yourself.
JUDGE: Please state your full name for the court
ME: pic.twitter.com/5dDq55aUTD
— Stu Royall (@stu_bot3000) March 9, 2021
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