Our favourite 25 funny tweets from this week
13.
My 1-year-old is walking around pantsless carrying a jar of queso, and I know people eventually turn into their mother, but I didn’t expect it to be so soon.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) March 24, 2021
14.
Gah! Forgot to bring my European salad adaptor. pic.twitter.com/Jm0MiCTQly
— Daniel Maier (@danielmaier) March 24, 2021
15.
The tennis racket has broken off me trophy and it now looks like I was West Yorkshire masturbating champion …… pic.twitter.com/8qBU5yRDFF
— kevin martin (@seatedskydiver) March 25, 2021
16.
I'm Hungry but I Don't Feel Like Cooking so I'll Eat a Bag of Doritos Instead: A Memoir
— erinaceous (@Mom_Overboard) March 25, 2021
17.
sorry it took me eight months to respond to your text message, someone sent me an email i didnt want to read and i couldnt process any other tasks until it was gone
— innes mck (@innesmck) March 24, 2021
18.
"I'm very sorry to wake you, sir, but is this your chopping board?" pic.twitter.com/DCCO0RjHcJ
— Craig Deeley ️ (@craiguito) March 25, 2021
19.
hi there! i’m a random weirdo who doesn’t follow you.
just wanted to let you know that i misinterpreted your post in a bizarrely specific way and now i am fucking furious about some shit you didn’t say.
could you spare 20 minutes or so for me to explain why this is your fault?
— kim possible facts (@kimpossiblefact) March 24, 2021
20.
I don’t always drop things when looking in the fridge, but when I do, it’s a Costco size box of blueberries
— kids_kubed (@Kids_kubed) March 23, 2021
21.
On our break this morning, I started to tell my wife about the novel scene I was writing. Halfway through my explanation, she took out a grocery store receipt and started silently reading it to herself.
No professional review will ever so harsh. I am now dead.
— Matt Bell (@mdbell79) March 24, 2021
22.
RIP boiling water. You will be mist.
— Stefosaurus Rex (@Karolina__kween) March 25, 2021
23.
me (a ghost): i am haunting you because i had unfinished businesssssssssssss
my roommate: i already deleted your browser history
me: my spirit is finally freeeeeeeeeeeeeee
— Phan Phavorite (@phanohmiya) March 24, 2021
24.
I asked a medium to contact Da Vinci and Michaelangelo and they said “you want me conduct a Renaisséance?”
— Your Sole Nate ☕️ 🧙♂️ (@perlhack) March 24, 2021
25.
there is nothing louder than a toilet seat lid falling in the middle of the night
— An English Human 😑 (@English_Channel) March 25, 2021
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Our 25 favourite funny tweets of the week
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