‘What’s the best euphemism for telling people they’re stupid?’ – 40 hilarious putdowns

21. ‘My days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle.’ BrowncoatOnSkis

22. ‘He has different talents.’ Satures

23. ‘One of my all time favorites is “More foam than beer”.’ DoctorSalty

24. ‘Unencumbered by the thought process.’ OldPolishProverb

25. ‘If your brains were dynamite there wouldn’t be enough to blow your hat off.’ WilburWhateleystwin

26. “I’m guessing you weren’t burdened with an overabundance of schooling.”
-Captain Malcom Reynolds.’ FlipSchitz

27. ‘Sharp as a marble, that one.’ randolotapus

28. ‘Lmao I had a teacher that would always say ‘keep them guessing, don’t open your mouth and prove them right’ N-I_C-K

29. “You got lost in thought and never made it back, didn’t you?” EvryMthrF_ngThrd

30. ‘I had a keychain as a kid that said, “She who laughs last thinks slowest”. 😅’ KatieSedai

31. ‘Now I know what Douglas Adams was talking about. “A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.” BerenTheBold

32. ‘As the park rangers in Yellowstone say- making a bear-proof trash can is very difficult due to the considerable overlap between the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists.’ Lahmmom

33. ‘He is a modest man with much to be modest about.’ captainmidday

34. ‘I can explain it again, if you’d like, but I can’t understand for you.’ Stop_Screaming

35. ‘Your train of thought is a replacement bus service, isn’t it?’ AnarchistGoose

36. ‘I like letterkenny’s “you’re just spare parts, aren’t ya bud” Mountain_Situation89

37. “Are you professional idiot, or just a gifted amateur?” The_Boar_Shark

38. “They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge.” Dick_Ramsbottom

39. ‘Room temperature IQ.’ beardsauce

40. ‘Couldn’t guess which way an elevator was going if they had 2 guesses.’ Mepsipax1

See also: ‘You are very good at making lists.’

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