Simply 13 favourite funny tweets about the pandemic

This week, some people have been out in a beer garden, had a haircut or even sat in a friend’s garden. Lucky them.

Meanwhile on Twitter, funny people have been joking about being able to do that – and more.

Here are a few favourites.

1.

nurse giving me the vaccine: do you care which side?

me: the sharp one

— slate (@PleaseBeGneiss) April 14, 2021

2.

my vaccine lady held out the little Moderna vial to me like a sommelier would show you a wine bottle and i sort of panicked and said "yes perfect thank you" like a fucking idiot

— Law Boy, Esq. (@The_Law_Boy) April 11, 2021

3.

fully vaccinated and about to show the geese in this parking lot who’s boss

— Rubsomedirtonit™️ (@_rubdirtonit) April 11, 2021

4.

Trying to explain to my 2018 self that in a few years being allowed by the government to get a normal haircut will make him shit himself with glee and he’s looking at me like I just said “also don’t mock Jedward, they’re fucking heroes”

— James Felton (@JimMFelton) April 13, 2021

5.

Girl. Outside is expensive. Lock us back up!

— LeTroy (@mrLdavis) April 12, 2021

6.

am really worried now that this Autumn we will be hit by a new variant of Laurence Fox

— dave ❄️ 🥕 🧻 (@davemacladd) April 13, 2021

7.

AT this stage, I'd happily take a shot of any of these rejected vaccines in the balls.

— chris o'dowd (@BigBoyler) April 14, 2021

8.

As someone who got the J&J shot last week, so far my only side effect has been the ability to control geese with my mind

— Mave (@MavenofHonor) April 13, 2021

9.

me for the last 400 days: I wanna go out

government: you can now

me: no

— B O L L O C K S (@itsallbollocks) April 13, 2021

10.

I took my kids to a restaurant for the first time in a year.

Turns out the pandemic was not the only reason I was avoiding taking them in public

— Professional Worrier (@pro_worrier_) April 14, 2021

11.

Restaurants that call coleslaw 'slaw' should be the last ones allowed to open up

— Jim Smith (@standupfarmer) April 15, 2021

12.

I’m not saying over a year in quarantine has messed with me but a tiny lizard got into my apartment and I was like, “oh good, you made it.”

— Kendra Alvey 👻 (@Kendragarden) April 9, 2021

13.

Feed a cold, starve a fever, wine and nacho a vaccination

— Sweet Momissa (@sweetmomissa) April 14, 2021

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