Guy asks masseuse for a ‘happy ending’ and ends up hilariously pummelled

Poke Staff. Updated May 6th, 2021

This exchange of messages went wildly viral after it was shared by Amber Says over on Facebook.

It’s an anonymous guy who had a particular (and particularly grim) request of a masseuse and got entirely the response he deserved.

Beautifully done.

And here are just a few of the many, many comments it prompted.

‘As a former massage therapist I find this brilliant. I never had to put up with “happy endings” or California Massage” as often as my fellow female practitioners, it did happen. That was before Facebook, so I had to do it over the phone. Never had as good response as this though.’ Kevin J. Coolidge

‘That is too precious! Oh man, people like that should be forced to buy – and pay for – package C! 😂😂 Ann-Charlott Fischer Boynton

‘These could be great for people who are into being degraded!’ Kyle Rigsby

‘What would she have done if he’d just said “Option B but with hot stones and painful deep tissue massage. Can you wear a leather mask?”
George Weinstein

‘I have shared your amazing conversations with my LMT. The way they take the bait in the beginning is pure gold! Keep your sense of humor and the a$$holes will never win. Btw, I could probably use package A. I have financial regrets I could use a cleansing of. 🙄 Corrina Carter

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