Our 25 favourite tweets of the week

13.

‘Ireland! A nation of storytellers! How are we to account for this rich tradit pic.twitter.com/VFRyLVnlpl

— Damien Owens (@OwensDamien) May 10, 2021

14.

Interviewer: How do you explain the 4 year gap in your CV?

Me: that's when I went to Yale.

Interviewer: that's very impressive. You're hired.

Me: Thanks I really need this Yob

— fucsake (@begorabejaysus) May 12, 2021

15.

I have drawn another chameleon and this one is much more life like and took more effort pic.twitter.com/PmjbuwcYNE

— Rob Auton (@RobertAuton) May 12, 2021

16.

me: I liked your memoir. Not sure why it ended with a recipe though

food blogger:

— meghan (@deloisivete) May 12, 2021

17.

Kohl’s is fucking brutal. pic.twitter.com/WLQqomvAZf

— NurseBrianRN (@rn_murse) May 12, 2021

18.

Men are coming to an end. pic.twitter.com/21h0x92syd

— R. Eric Thomas (@oureric) May 8, 2021

19.

Rejoice, little man, for you have won the top hat. pic.twitter.com/GZriJOlMgO

— Sarah Dempster (@Dempster2000) May 12, 2021

20.

When u get cut from the all monkey bagpipe band and decide to create big drama. pic.twitter.com/1DLnWSroKH

— WOODROW PEEL (@WoodyLuvsCoffee) May 8, 2021

21.

When God closes one door he opens another. When Jesus opens a door he leaves it open because he was literally born in a barn.

— Jake Lambert (@LittleLostLad) May 11, 2021

22.

Some of Jim Henson’s creations were downright terrifying pic.twitter.com/0XvlKpZb0s

— Nostalgic Things (@Nostalgic_Thing) May 13, 2021

23.

It’s a five minute walk from my house to the pub.
It’s a thirty five minute walk from the pub to my house.
The difference is staggering.

— Pickle-Lily (@manda_m0) May 9, 2021

24.

[at dinner with Tony the Tiger]
"Tony, can you say grace?"
"Yes, but it takes me a bit longer than everyone else".

— GlennyRodge (@GlennyRodge) May 14, 2021

25.

him: it’s what’s inside that counts

me: are you going to keep going on about the abacus I swallowed?

— 🇨🇦SueCorvette🇨🇦 (@suecorvette) May 12, 2021

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Our 25 favourite funny tweets of the week

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