People have been railing against the government’s plans for the trains – 13 first-class responses

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Now we are getting Great British Railways, I'm looking forward with huge excitement to the Great British Rail Replacement Bus.

— Austin Cambridge (@a60countryman) May 20, 2021

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Great British Railways is clearly the first fruits of a new unit deep in Number 10 in which 20-something spads watch TV Gold on a loop. Next up Terry and June Motorways.

— Francis Elliott (@elliottengage) May 20, 2021

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"Great British Railways": British Rail renamed for the Bake Off generation.

— Suzannah Lipscomb 💙 (@sixteenthCgirl) May 20, 2021

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'GB Railways apologise for the delay to your service caused by flags on the line.' https://t.co/siLzc2FzNC

— Phil Syrpis (@syrpis) May 20, 2021

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I'm very pleased with the final design for the Great British Railway staff uniforms. pic.twitter.com/HrYGgMRJ7h

— Parody Boris Johnson (@BorisJohnson_MP) May 20, 2021

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Are they seriously gonna call the train thingy 'Great British Railways?' Sounds like a bunch of boy scouts high on Enid Blyton.

— Mandoline 🐦 (@Mandoline_Blue) May 20, 2021

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I wouldn't put Grant Shapps in charge of a Thomas the Tank engine set.

— Julie Street 🇪🇺💙💙💙 (@Juliest101) May 20, 2021

Grant Shapps may be in charge of the network, but at least one sector of the workforce will have more dependable oversight.

As part of the return of (Great) British Rail(ways) I’ve agreed to personally manage all station cats – easy job as they’re the only part of the system that works consistently

— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) May 20, 2021

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