Our 25 favourite funny tweets of the week
13.
Where did you come from?
Why do you ask?
Where did you come from.. pic.twitter.com/XwlKK66Nxg— Josie Long (@JosieLong) July 14, 2021
14.
I asked my new class to write one thing they would like me to know before I start teaching them… pic.twitter.com/YhtmBzpCDm
— Miss McCarthy (@MissMcCarthyUSW) July 13, 2021
15.
Nice headline ya got there. Be a shame if I reacted strongly and immediately without reading further
— jon drake (@DrakeGatsby) July 14, 2021
16.
What I said: we’re going on a trip in a few weeks
What my toddler heard: pack now and don’t forget the toy ketchup
— meghan (@deloisivete) July 14, 2021
17.
My god she's good. pic.twitter.com/fTs00FGf9v
— Dan Ellis (@dgellis0907) July 13, 2021
18.
to have billions of dollars and THOSE cabinets? what's the point. pic.twitter.com/GK83UwAE7r
— Kelsea Bauman-Murphy (@preachy_spice) July 12, 2021
19.
i’d rather not dwell on the details, just tell the paramedics i’ve become ‘entangled’ in a domestic appliance… pic.twitter.com/lDLRXFZlI2
— forest fr1ends (@forest_fr1ends) July 10, 2021
20.
There comes a time in every parents life when you have to tell your child you’re not going out dressed like that pic.twitter.com/5rQF3iTMid
— Paul (@bingowings14) July 13, 2021
21.
if you show up at my house without urine, I swear to GOD pic.twitter.com/7dr5ZiXeJq
— mäther! (@carlysintothat) July 13, 2021
22.
Pro: My son cleaned his room.
Con: He found a kazoo.— Ozzy (@ozzyunc) July 15, 2021
23.
me at 20: i’ll do anything.
me at 46: this drive thru has too tight of a turn radius.
— Ivsy (@Ivsy01) July 14, 2021
24.
Don’t call me “honey” and expect it to soften the fact that you SHRUNK the KIDS
— broti gupta (@BrotiGupta) July 15, 2021
25.
dorian gray: I have a painting where I look worse as I grow
me: I feel like you’re talking about mirrors?
dorian: no cuz I think I look good until I see it
me: you’re absolutely describing a mirror
— Andrew Nadeau (@TheAndrewNadeau) July 16, 2021
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Our 25 favourite tweets of the week
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