Simply 17 tweets about married life that are very funny and totally relatable
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Husbands like “I love her and want to spend time with her so I think I’ll go sit next to her while she’s watching a show she likes and tell her how stupid I think it is, she will love that.”
— Live Laugh Unhinged (@kaL12578) July 8, 2021
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My wife set parental controls on Netflix because I watched a show without her.
— Dan Regan (@Social_Mime) April 22, 2021
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[after 5 years of marriage]
me: *looking at my husband from across the room* but does he like me?
— ️rofessor Kiosk (@professorkiosk) July 6, 2021
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My wife calls the bottom fridge drawer the Vegetable Hospice … where all the veggies I buy go to die ♀️
— TitsforTat ️ (@magicalchaos14) February 23, 2021
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Secret to a successful marriage is to marry the one who matches your values, principles and thermostat settings
— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) March 16, 2021
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Asked my husband to bring me my phone and he brought it *with the charger* and I now know the meaning of true love.
— AparnaRC (@Wordesse) May 14, 2021
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I keep hearing that my picky eater will eventually grow out of this phase but my husband is 43 now and I’m starting to lose hope
— Maryfairyboberry♀️ (@maryfairybobrry) May 11, 2021
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Husband is tired. pic.twitter.com/YJVcYNWG5K
— Eli McCann (@EliMcCann) April 17, 2021
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