Our 25 favourite funny tweets of the week
13.
It fucking is Colin pic.twitter.com/KBk4mQmGte
— HillsVI (@hills_vi) July 20, 2021
14.
My mum still hasn't noticed I swapped one of her family photos for Michael Palin in A Fish Called Wanda.
It's been 2 years pic.twitter.com/n2HCEN2dA3— joe heenan (@joeheenan) July 21, 2021
15.
This is really sad when you imagine that Alex is just a very lonely bee. pic.twitter.com/KbIq2x9iGD
— cluedont (@cluedont) July 22, 2021
16.
"What do we want?"
"A compilation album!"
"What shall we call it?"
"Now!"— GlennyRodge (@GlennyRodge) July 21, 2021
17.
I can take 15 years off my appearance by stealing your glasses.
— Felicia (@LostFelicia) July 22, 2021
18.
Son: mommy is there anything more painful than childbirth
Wife: you know when we’re in the car and your dad’s lost but won’t listen to reason?
— The Dad (@thedad) July 21, 2021
19.
“I’ll just wake up early tomorrow morning and finish this.”
*early tomorrow morning* pic.twitter.com/lf1NTwFETQ
— always manifesting ✨ (@Steph_I_Will) July 21, 2021
20.
Professor X: what's your superpower?
me: I can turn anything into a porn parody
Professor XXX: really? 😏
— an english human 🤖 (@English_Channel) July 22, 2021
21.
Parenting hack. You want your kids to stop eating a specific snack? Buy that sh*t in bulk. They will never eat it again.
— ’ (@Mamaoutoforder) July 21, 2021
22.
They say it takes a village to raise a child, but they never tell me which village or how to reach them.
— Pinky’s Brain (@mack44_d) July 22, 2021
23.
young jeff bezos looking like someone buffy would have to fight mid season pic.twitter.com/kKl6dHjpdd
— george fletcher (@saagifletch) July 20, 2021
24.
I dread to think what I’ve ordered while drunk, now that Amazon are sending emails recommending I buy Alexander Armstrong CDs.
— Ian Power (@IHPower) July 22, 2021
25.
So close to getting through to the next round of Britain’s Got Toilets pic.twitter.com/D0gzSRgfPO
— Stephen Grant (@stephencgrant) July 22, 2021
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Our 25 favourite funny tweets of the week
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