Our 25 favourite funny tweets of the week
13.
nobody says awoooga anymore. bc of cancel culture
— SarahBennett.pdf (@barahsennett) July 30, 2021
14.
aladdin: I can show you the world
jasmine: ok
aladdin: lets just fly around the city we live in though
— scotty (@notnotscotty) July 31, 2021
15.
I ran into my ex three months after he dumped me and he started the conversation with “long time no see.” Yeah….as per your request.
— Ginny Hogan_ (@ginnyhogan_) August 1, 2021
16.
I'M ALIVE!!! Fuck you, Schrödinger! pic.twitter.com/Ilb5CmR4TC
— Naughty Zippo (@NaughtyZippo) August 5, 2021
17.
If I got a Roomba it would take one look around, grab it's things, and walk out the front door muttering something about impossible working conditions
— mom mom mom mom mom (@notmythirdrodeo) August 2, 2021
18.
As it's revealed there's a timber shortage due to 'unprecedented' post-lockdown demand, No 10 releases step-by-step guide to making a cabinet entirely out of dead wood: pic.twitter.com/Vmjojgq5ap
— Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews) August 5, 2021
19.
me: *competes in gymnastics*
official: *blows whistle* stop saying “wee”
— Ordinary (@OrdinaryAlso) August 2, 2021
20.
me: i knocked through a fake wall in my bathroom and there was a whole secret furnished room behind there
friend: you live in an apartment complex
me: oh yeah
— kie (@kieransofar) August 2, 2021
21.
Wow. Looks like Barca's IT guy has failed to agree terms. What a sad day for the club, and indeed football pic.twitter.com/p59HO9z04T
— Nooruddean (@BeardedGenius) August 5, 2021
22.
The greatest gift that one human being can ever give to another is their time. No, wait, it's a Selection Box!
— Richard Osman (@richardosman) July 31, 2021
23.
When Twitter answers its own question: pic.twitter.com/xleQUceu5M
— Jessica, the Pale Raven🏳️⚧️ (@pairofclaws) August 4, 2021
24.
when you already bumped into someone twice in a store and can't bear making more small talk pic.twitter.com/yvnTAhUh1o
— Ella Zee 🌈👑 (@EllaZee5) August 4, 2021
25.
I give up. You're on your own. Good luck.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) August 2, 2021
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Our 25 favourite funny tweets of the week
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