Our 25 favourite tweets of the week
13.
when i post a tweet that i think is a banger and nobody likes it pic.twitter.com/II8YmBfehT
— amy b (@arb) August 15, 2021
14.
My dog after eating my philosophy book pic.twitter.com/ovwe9wk8Rt
— Juss Memez (@JussMemez) August 17, 2021
15.
‘Dave, why have you brought a cuttlefish to the pub quiz?’
Dave: ‘No reason.’ https://t.co/1zkdSowCtw
— Lee Madgwick (@LeeMadgwick) August 18, 2021
16.
An episode of Unsolved mysteries, but it’s just parenting a teenaged boy and trying to figure out why you’re out of moisturizer again.
— Mike (@Parentpains) August 17, 2021
17.
No one has ever had more confidence in me than the waiter who just gave me one napkin with my lunch
— Alex Chilton ☭ (@effingfaded) August 14, 2021
18.
Just had my house painted black and judging by the casseroles at my front door I think my neighbors mistook it as a cry for help
— MoonstruckInNYC (@moonstruckinnyc) August 18, 2021
19.
Me: Thanks for coming in today. It says here you suffer from Imposter Syndrome?
Therapist: Get out of my chair.
— Johnny Prada (@drchickenberg) August 18, 2021
20.
my friend asked me why i went to mcdonalds instead of coming to church with him and got pissed when i told him it's because chicken nuggets objectively exist
— not three raccoons in a trenchcoat (@50FirstTates) August 17, 2021
21.
god knew i’d be too powerful if I could get through a day without choking on my own saliva
— ♡ (@Love_bug1016) August 18, 2021
22.
the funniest historical moment was when achilles' mom, knowing that dunking him in the river styx would make him invulnerable, didn't take an extra 2 seconds to dip his heel in to make sure he was 100% covered. just the laziest shit ever
— the hype (@TheHyyyype) August 17, 2021
23.
if you’re wondering what it’s like to work in hospitality, today a customer complained that her milkshake had milk in it x
— chloe (@notchloarchi) August 17, 2021
24.
οnce i started spending my οwn money i realized my mom was right… we do got food at home
— ℜ (@reyydrew) August 17, 2021
25.
Ahh yes, the 3 genders. pic.twitter.com/AchiQukMyU
— 🏳️🌈Adam (@AdamRadioBloke) August 18, 2021
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Our 25 favourite tweets of the week
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