Jimmy Fallon asked people to share their funny teacher stories – A* for these 16
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I fell asleep during my post-lunch, afternoon college algebra class. My head was laying on my right arm when my professor tapped my left shoulder and whispered, "It's been 30 minutes – time to switch arms."#MyTeacherIsFunny
— Logan Murphy (@LoganMurphyIV) August 23, 2021
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My college Geology professor had us all pass around a fossil and examine it to guess what kind of rock it was. He waited till we all had a chance to hold it to reveal it was fossilized POOP. #MyTeacherIsFunny pic.twitter.com/YjyZfX4LJO
— ᴮᴱMichelle Mons†er⁷ (@MichelleChell3) August 23, 2021
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I worked with a teacher who would nap on the floor of an empty classroom during his prep time. He used textbooks for his pillow #MyTeacherisFunny
— Nancy (@Elyse7Nancy) August 23, 2021
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I was co- teaching with a first year teacher and he said to the class, “You know, that thing in the back of your throat…the labia?” My face must have said it all. He looked at me and said, “It’s not the labia is it?” ♀️ #MyTeacherIsFunny
— Jannetta Knight-Puzick (@Jannetta_Knight) August 23, 2021
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My teacher bounded in late to class wearing a cape, tights, & a t-shirt emblazoned with the quadratic formula. With hands on hips, he shouted, "I'm Mr. Quadratic Formula!" then taught the rest of the class as a superhero. (Hey, Mr. Longo!) #MyTeacherIsFunny
— Molly Jo Rose (@mojowriter) August 23, 2021
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I went to speak to my son’s 1st grade class about wastewater treatment and brought fake samples made of green tea, chocolate milk, and dirt water to use as visuals. The teacher told the class “be quiet and listen or Luke’s mom will throw poop on you!” #MyTeacherIsFunny
— T (@smithmemphis) August 23, 2021
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#MyTeacherIsFunny in high school my freshman year my history teacher read the story of oedipus to us but had to censor a certain word. When he did he screamed “WOO!” As a replacement and I still to this day remind him of it. (We went till graduation making fun of this!) https://t.co/hEp5ddeot0 pic.twitter.com/fKWabDerM9
— do it for the gayz n girls thats IT (@ilikegrlinred) August 23, 2021
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Whenever my high school Spanish teacher made a mistake like drop something or call someone by the wrong name she would dramatically put the back of her hand to her forehead and exclaim, “Hay más tequila en mis Cocoa Puffs!” #MyTeacherIsFunny
— Stephanie Mattson (@StephAMattson) August 23, 2021
Finally, one teacher boasted of their own prank, which they play on fourth graders every year. That’s nine and ten-year-olds, in case you were wondering.
I convince my fourth graders every year that the smoke detector is also a hidden camera. Some may doubt, but they can’t prove me wrong. They also believe there is a hot tub in the teachers’ room because of me. Best job in the world. #MyTeacherIsFunny
— KD (@kdnerak33) August 23, 2021
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