Our 25 favourite funny tweets of the week
13.
You know you’re in a safe neighborhood when the toilet at Starbucks does not have a passcode
— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) September 26, 2021
14.
Comic book editor: So your superhero always has…
Me (can't draw hands): His fists stuck in Pringles cans, yes.
— Ray (reluctantly) (@SirEviscerate) September 27, 2021
15.
My family wants to start exercising more so now I have to jog to another town and find a new family
— Tracie Breaux (@traciebreaux) September 29, 2021
16.
I’d prefer the Bond films if he could only use gadgets from JML. Trying to save the world with an Air Fryer.
— Josh Pugh (@JoshPughComic) September 29, 2021
17.
Going to the bathroom in Weatherspoons #SquidGames pic.twitter.com/xqh0MUCDUn
— Lydia Botters (@MrLloydSpandex) September 30, 2021
18.
got really excited about japanese politics for a minute there pic.twitter.com/u7FDKIuZlj
— Mary Tobler (@MaryTobler) September 29, 2021
19.
Kids these days will never get the high we got finishing Solitaire on Windows 2000.
— Lara no-deal BS (@Eithercryingor) September 30, 2021
20.
“I’m sorry to differ with you, sir. But you are the caretaker. You’ve always been the caretaker”. pic.twitter.com/HGYiRLhODF
— Sarah Dempster (@Dempster2000) September 29, 2021
21.
Got a resume today and under personal interests the dude just wrote breakfast lmao
— SKIRT (@talktoskirt) September 28, 2021
22.
“I just go with the flow” – Translation: I go with the flow as long as I know where the flow is going and it’s going precisely where I’d like it to go.
— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) September 29, 2021
23.
A horror movie but the killer wears flip flops so there’s an ominous “thwip thwip” sound as he hunts you down.
— Andrew Nadeau (@TheAndrewNadeau) September 28, 2021
24.
Generational wealth is when my cats get to lay around doing nothing all day while I pay for everything
— honest jabe (@jaynooch) September 29, 2021
25.
The two food groups are mashed potatoes and unmashed potatoes
— jon drake (@DrakeGatsby) September 29, 2021
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Our 25 favouite funny tweets of the week
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