Boris Johnson’s Build Back Better puns will have you cringing into next week

Build back batter

Genuinely thought this was the parody account https://t.co/MzjyVTMPu6

— Jasmine Dotiwala (@jasminedotiwala) October 4, 2021

Will you just stop it! Making you look like an utter cock is meant to be MY job! https://t.co/9LWRebXMB6

— Parody Boris Johnson (@BorisJohnson_MP) October 4, 2021

"Build Back Bitter" (hospitality on its knees).
"Build Back Batter" (fishing industry decimated).
In the next one let's Build Back Boris and see what happens. https://t.co/FrgDbDmVge

— Danny Wallace (@dannywallace) October 4, 2021

So, Ed Miliband got dog's abuse for the way he ate a bacon sandwich, but Fat Savile can make eating fish and chips look like an alien, unnatural practice and it's all still WOOOORGGHHHH BOOOORIS LERGERND?

— Louis Barfe (@AlanKelloggs) October 5, 2021

"Great Boris, but once again and not like you've never seen or eaten fish and chips before" https://t.co/fqSzlfKcPB

— HappyToast ★ (@IamHappyToast) October 4, 2021

To be fair to him

This is the level of humour I reckon his voters buzz off https://t.co/gEI4nXCGzm

— Marina Purkiss (@MarinaPurkiss) October 4, 2021

Build back butter

So from these videos we've learned that Johnson

● drinks pints standing to attention

● has never eaten fish and chips before

● has never buttered a piece of toast in his life, presumably because it's usually done by nanny https://t.co/ah61wugmSh

— Otto English (@Otto_English) October 5, 2021

Fucking hell. There's a series. If he does a Salt Bae one I'm leaving the UK by any means necessary. https://t.co/Stef9lbqkH

— Kelly Welles (@kelly_welles) October 5, 2021

We don’t deserve this.

— Rosie Holt (@RosieisaHolt) October 5, 2021

'yes children, I know we can't afford to heat the house and it's foodbank surprise for tea again, but don't worry… The PM has it in hand.' https://t.co/wz64hZSRIc

— Claire Allan (@ClaireAllan) October 5, 2021

We were worried about Biden's state of cognitive decline.
But I think we have bigger problems, closer to home. https://t.co/wihKa608DS

— Grayphil (@grayphil27) October 5, 2021

Twitter’s favourite Boris Johnson parody had this conclusion.

That's it – time to delete my account. How the fuck am I supposed to parody that? https://t.co/wf9vXDGIO1

— Parody Boris Johnson (@BorisJohnson_MP) October 3, 2021

Thoughts and prayers to the satirists.

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