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These 14 outdated words and phrases make people’s brains hurt

8.
My grandpa likes to use the phrase “Not my monkey, not my circus.”

Career_Much

9.
My dad says chillax all the time in reference to what he is doing.

1337tt

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My grandpa who’s a self proclaimed “Old Chunk of coal” calls my grandma a “Battle Axe”.

Pollo7


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Using the word “fresh” to mean smelling bad. My brain hurts because that means the complete opposite to me.

satooshi-nakamooshi

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Instead of “ohhh burn” my wife will occasionally say “CRUNCH!”

ztimmmy

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You can call me anything you like except late for dinner!

I use this all the time and my wife tells me that’s something only old men say.
Flashy_Concern_4676

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“Davenport” to mean couch. Apparently, it was a name-brand couch back in the day.

bradradio

With the HGV driver shortage apparently threatening the supply of a lot of Christmas staples, this might be worth memorising.

“If ifs and buts were candies and nuts, we’d all have a merry Christmas”
aGrlHasNoUsername


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