25 favourite funny tweets of the week
13.
why do dryers have a 'less dry option?' which one of you is ordering your socks medium rare
— llama in a dracula cape (@LlamaInaTux) October 18, 2021
14.
I hope the woman who forgot the word “iced” and so asked me for a caramel macchiato “on the rocks” yesterday is doing well
— not your belldandy (@briarhoes) October 19, 2021
15.
I knew it pic.twitter.com/7ESDZvTGiz
— Rob Manuel 🧻 (@robmanuel) October 18, 2021
16.
Never date a commercial actor cause after you guys break up and you just wanna kick back and watch the tube you have to keep seeing them driving a Kia Sorrento or being really excited about dish soap
— caitie delaney (@caitiedelaney) October 17, 2021
17.
Damn boy are you a McFlurry cause everytime I call you, you aren't working.
— Thomcat (@trishimal25) October 18, 2021
18.
Publisher: we need to have a talk about your newest title, the BFG
Roald Dahl: the Big Fucking Giant
Publisher: yes that's the one
— Village Person (@SvnSxty) October 18, 2021
19.
Not wearing glasses anymore. I’ve seen enough
— Thomas🐉 (@len0killer) October 19, 2021
20.
That time I thought a horse with a blanket was Batman. pic.twitter.com/DlN4yHqhGR
— Reesus Patriot (@ResusCGMedia) October 19, 2021
21.
Mfs with nicotine addictions when the lecture runs over by 3 minutes pic.twitter.com/9k4WHQX04v
— Luka Swag Totti 🇮🇹🤌 (@jakcisbakc) October 20, 2021
22.
Having heard people talk about it I innocently bought a small jar of Biscoff paste from Sainsbury’s earlier today and now I’ve got no teeth, have sold my house and am tossing people off for change under Charing Cross bridge
— Shaun Keaveny 💙 (@shaunwkeaveny) October 19, 2021
23.
Meanwhile at the Gruffalo shop. pic.twitter.com/u6MWQ3h73C
— cluedont (@cluedont) October 21, 2021
24.
Department of Unfortunate Title Abridgement… pic.twitter.com/1YG6RYiEbf
— Harry Turtledove (@HNTurtledove) October 21, 2021
25.
Instead of a list of “30 under 30 that are most successful” I’d like to see “40 over 40 that are still trying”
— Giulia Rozzi (@GiuliaRozzi) October 19, 2021
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Our 25 favourite funny tweets of the week
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