15 funny tweets about email etiquette that mean hitting ‘send’ will never be the same again

9.

when I sign off an email with "Love Karen" sans comma, it is not a typo. it is an order

— Karen Chee (@karencheee) June 29, 2021

10.

sometimes I'm writing a two-sentence email and I can't decide which sentence should get the !

— Keith Harris (@useful_noise) July 6, 2020

11.

“I hope this email finds you well”
– cliche
– passive aggressive
– you’d better be fuckin well

“I hope this email doesn’t find you ill…”
– spicy
– shows concern for public health
– adds a level of threat, leading to faster response

— ruby 🐊 (@roobeekeane) August 15, 2019

12.

If I owe you an email, please find some comfort in the fact that my every waking hour is haunted by my debt to you

— Kate Aronoff (@KateAronoff) January 19, 2019

13.

when i sign my emails "best," its short for "i am trying my best," which is short for "please dont hate me i promise i am trying my best,"

— jonny sun (@jonnysun) April 22, 2017

14.

i saw @juliarburnham’s Email Sign-Off Alignment and had to make a loving tribute: the Email Greeting Alignment pic.twitter.com/A5jejxLr1n

— jonny sun (@jonnysun) August 11, 2019

15.

*Sending a work email after not talking to someone for a week*

My brain:
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it

Me:

“…Hope all is well”

— Modern Adult (@adultproblem) November 13, 2018

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