27 frightfully good Halloween tweets

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FWIW I'm giving out freshly brewed coffee this Halloween. Kids will be required to finish a full mug before moving on to the next house.

— Mr. Newberger (@jeremynewberger) October 30, 2021

16.

me and my friends waiting for the halloween costumes to go on sale so that we can buy our year-round wardrobes pic.twitter.com/ZccADfq4bi

— Gemma Correll (@gemmacorrell) October 22, 2021

17.

And you’re going to photograph me in a way that ensures people know it’s a giant pumpkin and not me stroking a massive grub? pic.twitter.com/NbQpJlL6Q3

— Matthew Frighton (@MattHighton) October 13, 2021

18.

🎶 I'm starting with the man in the mirror.
I'm asking him to stop haunting our house, please my family is terrified 🎶

— Nathan W. Pyle (@nathanwpyle) October 18, 2021

19.

This Halloween, I will be dressing as your most RTd tweet with a typo in it.

— Jason (@NickMotown) October 11, 2021

20.

Why would I pay for a haunted house when I can wake up to my kid silently standing by my bed at 3 AM.

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) October 10, 2021

21.

This the greatest Halloween decoration I’ve ever seen…. pic.twitter.com/V4G5kS5le0

— Jordan🥴 (@Idontknowyoucuh) October 15, 2021

22.

Decided my Halloween costume this year is "man who wasn't invited to any parties and can't be arsed to dress up so is sitting on the couch in underpants drinking a cider"

— Sebas (@OhLookBirdies) October 31, 2021

23.

Tonight must be the worst night to get an axe lodged in your head.

— Neil (@_Enanem_) October 31, 2021

24.

Thanks to Covid , this Halloween, the scariest costume might turn out to be that sexy nurse uniform.

— Al Snow (@TheRealAlSnow) October 17, 2021

25.

For Halloween this year I'm dressing up as the U.K

— joe heenan (@joeheenan) October 7, 2021

26.

This Halloween I'm going as a single man's bathroom

— Holly Brockwell (@holly) October 23, 2021

27.

Take the kids out trick or treating, they said. It’ll be quiet, they said. pic.twitter.com/NMXD7ZzA9z

— Robin Flavell (@RobinFlavell) October 31, 2021

BONUS – there’s no shame in being upstaged by a dog.

I probably should have reminded you to not try too hard on your costume bc you might spend $130 on a costume and two hours on makeup and nobody will notice it bc the house party has a dog wearing a little hat

— Ron Iver (@ronnui_) October 31, 2021

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